domingo, junho 01, 2008

Question: What do you get when you cross an aesthete with a phenomenologist?
Answer: An interior daseiner.

One day a farmer called up an engineer, a mathematician, and
a philosopher and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the
least amount of fence.

The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most
efficient design.

The mathematician made a long, straight line and proclaimed "We can assume
the length is infinite..." and pointed out that fencing off half of the
Earth was certainly a more efficient way to do it.

The Philosopher just laughed at them. He built a tiny fence around himself and
said "I declare myself to be on the outside."

Q: What will a logician choose: a half of an egg or eternal
bliss in the afterlife?

A: A half of an egg! Because nothing is better than eternal
bliss in the afterlife, and a half of an egg is better than nothing.

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